World's tiniest penis!!!!! LMAO

So normally I don't post about these type of things, but this was just too good not to share with the world!! I had this loser call last week and of course wanted to send Me pics of his nasty pathetic micro-cock. Normally I don't accept pics from losers, but I just had some kind of inkling that this would be worth it. So after I made him pay $50 to send Me the pic, I had him pay another $50 for Me to open it. Upon opening it, while on the phone with him, I laughed so hard I nearly burst My Princess seams! I can't tell you how long it's been since I was actually shocked by the size!! I know a lot of guys like to be told their mini-dicks are small, but this guy just knew it and did not need to be told!! I had to ask him some questions about this, since this is obviously new territory for Me cuz I have NEVER been around anything so small IN MY LIFE!!! 
Here are a few of the questions and answers I got:
Q: Have you ever had sex?
A: I tried once.
Q: LMAO What the fuck does that mean??
A: A woman let me try to stick it in but it wouldn't go in.
Q: you mean like her pussy was to tight (ya right) or dry?
A: No it wasn't big enough to put it in, so we gave up.
Me: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO LOL ROTL


This extremely pathetic millimeter peter actually had a chance at getting some REAL female pussy and COMPLETELY FAILED!!! I could not stop laughing the rest of the night. I even showed My BFF Bratty Nikki the pics cuz I would be a bad friend if I didn't share this juicy tid bit! (no pun intended) Then when We went out later that weekend with some of Our sexy hot girlfriends, I could NOT control Myself and had to show them! They laughed so hard the whole night!! It became Our lil joke for the evening. (pun intended)


So here below are the NASTY pics of THE SMALLEST PENIS IN THE WORLD!!! Just so you aren't confused, the first pic is it soft, and the second one is it hard.....


ENJOY!!


Warning: Pics include flab!!

Now how many of you losers just got hard looking at this guys teeny peeny? I know you did!!! Can you say penis envy......LMAO

Weakened Wednesday Pic!! 4/18

My lil pets are so lucky I got the idea to post sexy, mind weakening pics every Wednesday from now on. To start things off I thought I would post 3 pics I took this week. I know that these images I post will get stuck in your head and you will become My lil weakened puppet in no time!! I own you, I own every thought in your head, I own your cock and I own your wallet. I am the perfect lil Princess. So pretty and petite, yet so controlling and powerful. The perfect package! 

you know your place in this perfect Princess's life!!
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Princess Update!!

I know it's been a while since I have written about what is going on with Me and My fantastic Princess life, I've just been sooo busy enjoying Myself!! Why take time out from smelling the roses to write about it to you losers?! .....Well you're lucky I LOVE talking about Me! Haha! 


So over the past couple months I have moved out of the the cute lil house I was living in in Michigan and packed up all of My stuff and put it in a very nice, climate controlled, brand new storage place. It's so nice there, some of you losers wouldn't even deserve to live in a place like that. But any how, I'm just using it to store My things. Some of My thing I miss, like My bed. But most of it could be easily replaced, at your expense, of course. Which is what you will be doing when I move very soon. 


So with all My things packed up I flew out to Arizona to visit My bff Bratty Nikki. It has been awhile since I have seen Her so I am staying out here for a lil bit. I got here March 2nd and will be leaving the end of the month. We have been so busy having so much fun. We workout together almost every day, we have been laying out at Her pool a lot. We have been shopping and getting pedicures, a couple guys have even been lucky enough to get drained by both of Us at the same time on cam! We just had a big pool party last weekend too! Needless to say I have been having a blast!! If you follow Me on Twitter you may have read about or caught a glimpse of My amazing time here.


Of course I have been busy Myself, draining you losers of your hard earned money, which I just love! My hair addict came around recently and I drained him pretty well. he was begging Me to take over his life and what not.... I just took advantage of him while he was around and now am holding him to his newest task, which is to buy Me a present everyday for the next 10 days. All I have to do is flip My hair around and he is weak. Here is just a lil tidbit from on of our sessions. It goes on like that for a few pages. 

For My future, I have yet to make up My mind on where I want to move to. Still thinking about moving out here for a lil bit. Who knows where I will end up, but I do know you will be paying for it!! Until then keep spoiling Me by using these buttons and links below.




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Here's what you get to worship Me in tonight if you are lucky enough to get thru on My cam line!! LOL

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In case you missed My Twitter pics

If you are such an idiot loser that you aren't following Me on Twitter by now, then you are  missing out on some really good material. Here are a couple of pics I posted last night that your dumbass missed!!

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Have I mentioned lately that I am 100% NATURAL!!

1st Humane Society Donation!!

For anyone who really knows Me, then you will know that not only do I love the nicest things in life but I also love animals and try to do what I can to help them out. A few weeks ago a slave offered to buy a few items off one of My wishlists that is for Shelter Animals. The items were delivered to My house so I could take it all down to the shelter Myself. I love to visit there and they even know Me by name, so today’s donation was, as always, a welcomed surprise! I also took some items from My dog that I recently lost.  Some of her unused food and some of her toys.

So this isn’t really another greedy FinDomme post with tons of exciting pics, but one more to inform you losers of a sure fire way to get straight to My heart by buying Me things to take to donate to poor lil shelter animals. But of course I did take a pic of the all the goodies that I took down there! 

Now I want you losers to put some extra purpose in your worthless lives and buy Me items to take for donation! I will be in Arizona, where they have LOTS of  stray dogs that could use help!! So here’s a link to click on to make it super easy for you simple minded fools to spoil those shelter animals. Shelter Wishlist

And you can always do your part in donating to Me here!!

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Just because I am stuck at My mom's, not having to pay bills or anything, that's not going to stop Me from making $$$ and getting lots of presents!! So even with Me moving last week I still found some time to rape some lil paypiggies of their hard earned cash!!

 I had My payslut JoJo give Me $500 in tributes last Thursday, the day I moved. I told him I wanted it cuz I was moving. And of course, as a good lil bitch should, he paid. Then another payslave or 3 responded to some Tweets I had put out demanding money. So I raked in almost $600 in tributes between them. And this is all with out working.

The couple times I did get on cam I was able to drain a few piggies accounts. I even had one guy crying at the end of the call! LMFAO I know he was feeling the wrath of Princess Power that I put over him! I really thought I had heard the last of him but then he called back later for more. I think he just likes to cry like a lil bitch while I clean out his account! Whatever! It works for this greedy brat!!!

So ya, money money money.......I love it, but I love My presents too! 

I had a random slave come in and get Me a digital cam and a flash card to go with it. I have been using My mom's and keep having to make sure all My pic are erased! LMFAO The cam I wanted wasn't available at the time so I just picked something out. So we will see how the pics are in the blog. If they suck, remember, it's all his fault! 

My next pics are of some shoes My newbie finslave bought Me.This time he was able to get Me on cam, so while I am charging him by the min, I am having him buy Me presents. This time he didn't get so far.... he is just beginning so I cut him some slack for being such a loser.Of course I'm looking stunning on cam so after I tease him a bit with My sexy petite curves, I knew he was good and ready and weak. So I order him to buy these shoes and then to get naked. After buying Me the shoes, I can hear in the phone some rustling, and I figure he is taking his clothes off as ordered. he did, all tho while taking his clothes off he came all over himself and his clothes and had to go clean up before he got busted. he still has far to come, I know, but the good (or greedy) Mistress that I am, I will continue to hold his hand on his journey of Financial Slavery. Here are the sexy shoes he bought Me before making a mess of himself. They are really sexy so I guess I don't blame him for the PE!

I thought I would be a sweetheart and show you what it would look like before I stepped on your face in these shoes too!

Plan Changes!!

As a true Princess does, I do as I please and change My mind as I please. So on that note, I have decided to change My plans on where I live!!

For the next couple weeks I am staying with My mom's and will be living out of a suitcase. Not very glamorous, I know! But I am just staying here til I go visit My best friend Bratty Nikki. We are so excited to get together and have some fun under the Arizona sun!!! I will be flying out there first thing in March, so just a couple more weeks for you losers to keep paying for My trip!! I am going to stay there with Princess Nikki for at least a month and then fly back to Michigan and THEN pack up My car and My kitties and drive to FLORIDA!!! Yes, I will be moving to Florida now. I'm so excited! I am getting a house with a friend I have down there and we are getting one close to the beach. I can't wait to take long walks on the beach for exercise instead of inside some boring place! My friend promises to take Me fishing all the time too, one of My fav past times! So there will be lots of pics of your favorite Princess and Her latest catches! As many of My loyal slaves know, I am a total beach bum so this will be the perfect place for Me.

And they also know they will be paying for it, of course. The plane tickets, the partying with My BFF Bratty Nikki, the shopping and spa treatments we do, the moving to Florida and EVERYTHING in between!!

Now, here is the $100 tribute button for My Niteflirt account. Start clicking on it to pay  for My new exciting life!

I will be available on cam over the next couple weeks when I can be. Just keep checking to see if My cam line is on and I will more than happy to drain your lil paypig wallet! But as always, My Financial Domination phone line and My loser Abuse phone lines are on 24/7 in  case you need a draining when I am not on cam. Even if I can't get on cam I am always available to take your money!! LOL

So get those wallets out and get ready to start paying!! Put some worth into your life and pay for My dreams to come true!!

Here is a pic of Me in My room at My mom's, I had it painted bright blue years ago when I was a teenager. (I still love it tho!)

Now go do as you are told.

Fuck you. I love Me

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YES!! Another SPOILED Princess Blog!!

you losers did pretty good over the past week. I have gotten a fair amount of stuff. My neighbors give Me funny looks when they see Me come out and collect all My packages. I know they are just jealous, LMFAO!! I love being such a spoiled greedy lil Princess. I love getting My way and everything I want!! I just always want MORE!!!! Well this is just a quick blog to brag about some of the wonderful things My hardworking gift pets have been sending Me!! So lets get started!!…..

  

This first one is a yoga/dance outfit I got from My jeanslave a while ago, just wanted to let you losers know you can see Me in it in some clips I have for sale on Clips4Sale

 

Next are some awesome cowboy hats I got from one of My hair slaves easyandy. He was so weakened after our last session, he was begging to see Me in some cowboy hats. he had to save up his money and I totally broke him after he bought just these 3 measly hats!! LMFAO

Next is a DVD I demanded a slave buy Me cuz I wanted it. Sometimes even I need a lil motivation to stay super sexy!!

Here is a pic of what a new slave bought Me when he payed and signed for a new slave contract from Me. I think it's a pretty pathetic first time offering, but he has ordered more things to make up for it. Just won't get them in this blog. 

Next I had a slave on chat that wanted to dabble a bit in Financial Domination and see what it was like to buy Me a few presents, one at one time, so he ordered them, one at a time....LAME!!! Just jump in and do it loser!!! I'm not gunna hold your hand while you spoil Me!! I make an Amazon wishlist already, isn't that enough??!! How much fucking easier can I make it??!!

And My good old cagedpatheticsissy bought his Superior Princess some I have been wanting for some time now.

I was so excited about My striking turquoise stiletto heels and My faux brown leather jacket I took a sexy pic for you losers to drool over til you buy Me something else that will inspire Me to put up another sexy pic of Myself!!

Go get busy and spoil this Princess NOW!!!!!

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MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!

I am moving from Michigan to Arizona over the next cpl weeks!! So I will be very busy, but will try to get online as much as possible. I have to drive to take some of My stuff, like My car and My cats. I will be moving super close to My BFF Bratty Nikki! So there will be lots more trouble on the horizon for you losers if you are lucky enough to catch Us together!

Some of My good pets have been paying attention and have already sent Me some things to help Me move.  I have taken a pic of some boxes one loser sent Me. Others have been getting Me Marriot gift cards so I can stay in somewhat descent hotels. Mostly what I want is cash!! I need it for gas and shopping that I will be doing along the way! There are so many excellent places to shop at, I just can’t help Myself!! There are lots of cool landmarks and beautiful sites I want to see as well, so hopefully lots of pics to post either along the way or once I get there. You can send Me money here to My Niteflirt account, that’s the best way to get it to Me cuz it will go straight onto My card and I can charge away!!

you will be lucky if you can catch Me but you MUST try your hardest!! I should be around most of this weekend and next week, but after that I may make spotty appearances. However, My loser abuse phone line will always be on, so call Me and entertain Me while I’m driving. Or just call Me and chit chat and find out My latest adventure before anyone else hears about it!!

Princess Mandy 24/7

Now that things are getting back to normal for Me I have My phone lines on 24/7 again. That means you can get phone abuse from your favorite Princess anytime you want. you can call My loser Abuse line, My Financial Domination line or My Ignore line. I have even gotten woken up in the middle of the night before. It’s happened a few times, where I don’t wake up til I’m a few mins into the convo and I don’t even realize what I have done to the guy until I really come to and the silly fool has already deposited tons of money in My account. you losers are so weak and easy I can do this in My sleep! I dream about draining your wallets, then I wake up and do it!

I just love draining you piggies while I sleep. I just wake up and My account is full of money! 

you can always buy My content from My listings and tribute any time as well. SO DO IT! And leave lots of good feedback for your Princess. It is your job to get Me back in the top spots on Niteflirt again, so do it now and do it fast! This is a good way to make your Princess happy. Another way is to do this is to buy Me gifts from My Wishlist.

But as always, My phones lines are 24/7 so I can get My greedy hands on your money all the time! The more I get, the more I want!!

Here are a list and links of My phone lines that are on 24/7

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USE THEM!!!