So normally I don't post about these type of things, but this was just too good not to share with the world!! I had this loser call last week and of course wanted to send Me pics of his nasty pathetic micro-cock. Normally I don't accept pics from losers, but I just had some kind of inkling that this would be worth it. So after I made him pay $50 to send Me the pic, I had him pay another $50 for Me to open it. Upon opening it, while on the phone with him, I laughed so hard I nearly burst My Princess seams! I can't tell you how long it's been since I was actually shocked by the size!! I know a lot of guys like to be told their mini-dicks are small, but this guy just knew it and did not need to be told!! I had to ask him some questions about this, since this is obviously new territory for Me cuz I have NEVER been around anything so small IN MY LIFE!!!
Here are a few of the questions and answers I got:
Q: Have you ever had sex?
A: I tried once.
Q: LMAO What the fuck does that mean??
A: A woman let me try to stick it in but it wouldn't go in.
Q: you mean like her pussy was to tight (ya right) or dry?
A: No it wasn't big enough to put it in, so we gave up.
Me: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO LOL ROTL
This extremely pathetic millimeter peter actually had a chance at getting some REAL female pussy and COMPLETELY FAILED!!! I could not stop laughing the rest of the night. I even showed My BFF Bratty Nikki the pics cuz I would be a bad friend if I didn't share this juicy tid bit! (no pun intended) Then when We went out later that weekend with some of Our sexy hot girlfriends, I could NOT control Myself and had to show them! They laughed so hard the whole night!! It became Our lil joke for the evening. (pun intended)
So here below are the NASTY pics of THE SMALLEST PENIS IN THE WORLD!!! Just so you aren't confused, the first pic is it soft, and the second one is it hard.....
ENJOY!!
Warning: Pics include flab!!
Now how many of you losers just got hard looking at this guys teeny peeny? I know you did!!! Can you say penis envy......LMAO
My lil pets are so lucky I got the idea to post sexy, mind weakening pics every Wednesday from now on. To start things off I thought I would post 3 pics I took this week. I know that these images I post will get stuck in your head and you will become My lil weakened puppet in no time!! I own you, I own every thought in your head, I own your cock and I own your wallet. I am the perfect lil Princess. So pretty and petite, yet so controlling and powerful. The perfect package!
you know your place in this perfect Princess's life!!
Now please Me with cash!!!
Buy Me presents!!
I know it's been a while since I have written about what is going on with Me and My fantastic Princess life, I've just been sooo busy enjoying Myself!! Why take time out from smelling the roses to write about it to you losers?! .....Well you're lucky I LOVE talking about Me! Haha!
So over the past couple months I have moved out of the the cute lil house I was living in in Michigan and packed up all of My stuff and put it in a very nice, climate controlled, brand new storage place. It's so nice there, some of you losers wouldn't even deserve to live in a place like that. But any how, I'm just using it to store My things. Some of My thing I miss, like My bed. But most of it could be easily replaced, at your expense, of course. Which is what you will be doing when I move very soon.
So with all My things packed up I flew out to Arizona to visit My bff Bratty Nikki. It has been awhile since I have seen Her so I am staying out here for a lil bit. I got here March 2nd and will be leaving the end of the month. We have been so busy having so much fun. We workout together almost every day, we have been laying out at Her pool a lot. We have been shopping and getting pedicures, a couple guys have even been lucky enough to get drained by both of Us at the same time on cam! We just had a big pool party last weekend too! Needless to say I have been having a blast!! If you follow Me on Twitter you may have read about or caught a glimpse of My amazing time here.
Of course I have been busy Myself, draining you losers of your hard earned money, which I just love! My hair addict came around recently and I drained him pretty well. he was begging Me to take over his life and what not.... I just took advantage of him while he was around and now am holding him to his newest task, which is to buy Me a present everyday for the next 10 days. All I have to do is flip My hair around and he is weak. Here is just a lil tidbit from on of our sessions. It goes on like that for a few pages.
For My future, I have yet to make up My mind on where I want to move to. Still thinking about moving out here for a lil bit. Who knows where I will end up, but I do know you will be paying for it!! Until then keep spoiling Me by using these buttons and links below.
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