My boyfriend took Me for My first trip kayaking last weekend and I had a blast! I took lots of pics and video for you losers to live vicariously thru Me yet again. How lucky you are!
I decided, after some debate, to wear My American flag bikini. I'm so patriotic, I just can't help but show off My pride for My country, specially in bikini form!!
It was a hot day but I was definitely the hottest thing on the river!
We stopped for a bit to bail out our boats. For you idiots that don't know what that means, I had water in My boat and had to get it out. My man just lifted it over his head with his big strong arms and let the water out for Me. So I took the opportunity to take some sexy pics to remind you losers of what you mean to Me...
I always have time to smoke a joint!
Worship your Sun Goddess loser! Nobody looks better in the sun and American bikini than Me!
I wanted to put on a life vest because we were going into stronger rapids
See you later loser!! Haha
Here is some video My boyfriend shot of Me going thru some little rapids. I'm awesome!
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